Ron English Group Show @ De La Barracuda (7/19/09)

"Bill Arrested"


In 1941, Bill discovered Spam, a ham-like product that came in a can. He quickly became addicted to its salty goodness. At first, he was able to get by on a couple of cans a day... but after several months, if he didn't have enough cans of Spam, he would suffer awful withdrawal symptoms – like involuntary levitation, shortness of temper, and squeaky Tourette's Syndrome. He rapidly grew twice his normal size and began to age prematurely. After a particularly hard Spam binge in 1949, he was arrested at a Milwaukee grocery store attempting to hijack a Hormel delivery truck.