Post your favorite JOKE here...

[rsingletary]

I thought this would be a fun thread
and provide some comic relief.
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This very old married couple ( ages 94 & 95 ) finally got a divorce
after years & years of mutual hate & constant bickering. In fact,
during the last 20 years they couldn't even stand the sight of
each other. It got so bad they would throw things ( like a full-bag
of flour ) at each other. One of their long-time friends asked:
" WHY DID YOU WAIT SO LONG TO GET A DIVORCE ? "
The old wrinkled couple replied:
" WELL, WE DECIDED TO WAIT 'TIL ALL THE CHILDREN DIED OFF. "

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Signed: Robert Singletary__Sunday January 30, 2011__3:50 A.M.
(eastern standard time) USA

[|peetov|]

you poor thing

[rsingletary]

@ lpeetovl__________your reply #1

My comment:
Why are you so sour and negative ?
Maybe you should start your own sour/negative thread !
YOU ALWAYS OFF-TOPIC ?
This thread is all about humor........remember ?

Maybe this little joke will bring some cheer into your bleak world:

Little boy is walking along after a big rain. He stumbles at a mud puddle and
spills all his grocery sacks. He yells out: " JESUS CHRIST !! GOD ALMIGHTY !! "
A priest comes up from behind and taps him on the shoulder to ask:
" What did I just hear you say little boy ? "
The boy replied: " I said...cheese and crackers got all muddy !! "

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Signed: Robert Singletary__Sunday January 30, 2011__5:04 A.M.
(eastern standard time) USA

[highbrow]

Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam

[oldfartatplay]

Jan 30, 2011 17:24:44 GMT -8 highbrow said:

Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam

I put that into google and got some pretty weird stuff

2 peanuts were walking in a bad part of town...











one was assaulted.

[highbrow]

Oldfart ( my favorite board member ) the joke was learned by me from a tv show " How I met your mother " so please know my mind does not work like that... on the show however they never tell you the punch line so I also google'd it and was shocked

[oldfartatplay]

Highbrow, I know you are not a sicko. Tell us the punchline.

[oldfartatplay]

How many artists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change it, and nine to reassure him about how good it looks.

[highbrow]

oldfart when you google'd it, if you happened by an answer refering to a young lady that is the only one I could find and I did a geat deal of homework on it, very naughty